Mad Fish.

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

fictional-dreams:

we have a new record for the most dramatic zoom

nyoom
worstcats:

Things that are good about cats
soft fur
cute face
fluffy tail
adorable
dry
This cat fails on all levels
m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

(via pampukin)

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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(via ruinedchildhood)

starllex:

*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

(via grawly)

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift
steve-rogers-is-a-punk-rocker:

It’s October.

nintendette:

misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

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So why does he get to eat two

(via octoberspirit)