Mad Fish.

henrybearthebear:

ligaments:

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying

And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.

(Source: jonathan, via kari-likes-to-party)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via hi)

raspbeary:

girls should have long hair. i prefer girls with long hair. the hair must be very long at least 85 ft. long so that i may wrap my entire body around it several times and coat it in salive and form a cocoon from which i will emerge victorious and claim my throne as the moth king

(via nippled)

cookienun:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs
  • jason derulos first words: jason derulo

nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

(via learnedfromthepizzaman)

I already saw that on Tumblr.